Rates: 25¢ a word, three-dollar minimum, cash or a plate of bars. Drop them at the Pilot-Independent office or the slot at Tim’s. We do not edit your spelling; we edit your enthusiasm.

Help Wanted

PIES — SIX MORE. Thirty-four pledged, forty wanted, Friday. If you have a pan and an hour we will come and get it. — the junior class

ELECTION JUDGES. Six needed, November 3. One evening of training in October. Compensated. See the clerk.

TWO MORE GIRLS. Cross country needs seven to be safe and has five. No speed required. The fifth runner scores the same as the first. — Coach Koski

VAN DRIVER. Saturday, Braham, leave at eight, back by one. Must have a license and a tolerance for eleven teenagers. — same

For Sale

FIREWOOD. Split, seasoned, delivered and stacked. Fourteen calls now. I have said for eleven years that the same six people call in November and this year I am going to be short in October, which serves me right.

FOR SALE. Dock sections, six, aluminum, good shape, coming out the second week of October and I am not putting them back in. Bring a trailer and two people.

FOR SALE. Chest freezer, works, door shelf empty and inspected.

Free & Fair Warning

FREE — APPLES. Still. The good tree has quit and the other one has not. Take what you want from the other one. Yellow house on Birch.

NOTICE — THE WATER. This is not an ordinance and I am not the city. It is twenty-eight days. Look at your sprinkler and then look at your neighbor’s well. — a resident

Lost & Found

NO LONGER LOST. The ladder. It went home Saturday with the man who left it. Thank you to the four people who telephoned this office about it and to the one who telephoned twice.

FOUND. A whistle on a lanyard, pavilion course, Saturday morning. At the school office. The dog it belongs to has been described to us in some detail.

Services

CHIMNEYS. October is filling. Book now, not during the first cold snap, which is when everyone calls and when I am already on a roof.

YARD WORK. Responsible seventh-grader. Leaves have started. Rates as of August and holding.

Notices

IN MEMORY OF GORDY. Still runs. Still fixed everything. — the classifieds, standing

THANK YOU. To Leah Peltola, from somebody who has been asking for three years. — M.K.

Wanted

WANTED. A ride to the candidate forum, October 8, from the east side, for two. Still. We asked last week and are asking again, which is the whole method as far as we can tell.

WANTED. Storm windows for a 1952 house, wood, various. I know what I am asking. Call evenings.

WANTED — A WRITE-IN. There is a school board seat with nobody on it. It meets the second Monday. Somebody in this town has already thought about it twice and put it down. — a parent