
Lakes & Outdoors
Opener Yields Few Fish, Many Stories
Tim reports that the opener produced a respectable number of boats, several sandwiches, and only enough fish to keep the truth negotiable.
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“Where the coffee’s hot, the lakes are cold, and all the children are above average.” — Serving the Chain since 1897.
Tuesday, June 2, 2026 · After Opener, Before Mosquitoes · 1 story item(s) in this section.

Lakes & Outdoors
Tim reports that the opener produced a respectable number of boats, several sandwiches, and only enough fish to keep the truth negotiable.
Read the full story →