For Sale

• Church basement coffee urn, retired but functional. First Lutheran has upgraded; urn has opinions.
• Two Twins caps, one adult, one child, both unlucky but clean.
• Bundle of old Pilot-Independent copies, 1974–1982, suitable for research or starting campfire only after reading.
• Rhubarb, cut this morning, $3 bundle, behind the blue house on Birch.

Wanted

• Fourth member for stop-sign subcommittee. Must be willing to look at corner and remain calm.
• Used bookcase for library overflow. Bear books no longer the issue; wolves are.
• Ride to Bemidji next Thursday for appointment. Will pay gas and not talk politics.

Services

• Earl sharpens mower blades and also critiques them. Back door of the office.
• Daybreak catering: bars, coffee, funeral sandwiches, no sushi.
• Loon Ridge offers junior lesson slots, weather and geese permitting.

Lost & Found

• FOUND: one umbrella in council room after stop-sign meeting. Black, sturdy, politically neutral.
• LOST: library card belonging to “Solberg.” If found, do not check out more wolves.