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Spring Cleanup Removes Three Docks, One Mistakenly
The mistaken dock has been returned, minus one board and with apologies.
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“Where the coffee’s hot, the lakes are cold, and all the children are above average.” — Serving the Chain since 1897.
Spring Work, Soft Roads
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The Chain gives up winter after a long argument, and a coffee-can pool changes hands by 10:15 a.m.

The ice went out on the Chain Thursday morning with little ceremony and considerable satisfaction, breaking loose on Little Pelican shortly after nine and drifting south in thin, gray plates that looked, from shore, like winter finally leaving because it had been asked often enough.
The official declaration came at 9:17 a.m. from Tim Brevik, who has no formal authority in the matter beyond owning the bait shop window most people use to look at the lake. “I saw open water clear to the point,” Brevik said. “That’s good enough for me and better than most committees.”
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The mistaken dock has been returned, minus one board and with apologies.
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The Lutherans announce June 7; the Methodists announce they are busy.
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The first official slap was recorded behind the post office at 7:42 p.m.
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Judges praise ambition and recommend more axes made of cardboard.
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Spectators debate whether the cancellation favored Lakeside.
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A modest request from a paper that has watched the same turn for 129 years.
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Remembered for quilting, cinnamon rolls, and the phrase ‘that’ll hold.’
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The goat returned home before deputies could determine motive.
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Must pick up before owner changes mind or finds another use.
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Syrup to be served hot unless the warmer does that thing again.
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